technophile: the hatchling ethgakjehgekt I want to
technophile: crush it
technophile: and smash them into a wall
technophile: and then crush it some more
technophile: and then kick its dead body
technophile: off a bridge
technophile: INTO A PIT OF SPIKES
technophile: ON FIRE
technophile: and then maybe punch it again
gyllespi: MIND CRUSHHH
sundial: because they're just that cute?
technophile: yes
sei_kou_ki: I AM GLAD YOU DON'T THINK I'M CUTE
gyllespi: penis
mammaria: what about vaginas? you always say penis ): /lol feminist rant
technophile: penises are funnier ): vaginas dont go "boing" in fanfiction
mammaria: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gyllespi: boing
gyllespi: boing
technophile: boing
mammaria: BOING
mammaria: lol now i want one
mercale: LB works fast
gyllespi: and delivers?
mercale: like 'take two and call me in the morning' but way faster
fyretoppaaa: XDD
mercale: Take two LB and call me in an hour
mercale: side effects include minor rectal bleeding
mercale: hurt feelings
mercale: loling at inappropriate moments
mammaria: ajdsklfj AHAHAHA
gyllespi: and lasting feelings of pettiness
mammaria: true story~~
fyretoppaaa: \o/
mercale: increased wanking
mercale: and occasionally transforms patients into robot clones of something called a 'case'
fyretoppaaa: lfjlfsjlsa
roomofawakening: This is random but
roomofawakening: I almost had a knife fall on my foot
roomofawakening: And afterward
roomofawakening: I thought LOLOLOL
roomofawakening: ...I blame you guys
technophile: jhgskjdgd the little shy green ones are so cute
technophile: I want to crush its head
thrives: --what is wrong with you
thrives: wait why do I even ask fgdlskjfldsfs
mintine: ......
mintine: "it's so cute I WANT TO CRUSH ITS HEAD"
technophile: We've had this conversation before
degrees: It's like seeing a baby chick
degrees: You want to pick it up and squeeze it until it dies
mintine: i am so glad i am not your baby green dragon
technophile: games are the devil
item: your mom is the devil
degrees: your face is the devil
item: your mom's face is the devil
technophile: maybe the devil's mom is your face
degrees: maybe the devil's face is your butt
technophile: maybe the devil's face is your MOM's butt
item: maybe the - what
technophile: MAYBE YOUR MOM HAS THE DEVIL'S FACE ON HER BUTT OK
degrees: HAHAHAHA when your mom sits down she's sitting on the devil's face
item: ... n ou
technophile: or
technophile: or maybe your mom's face
technophile: is the devil's butt
degrees: Yes
technophile: "it sure looks like it ohhhh"
technophile: HAHAHA oh god what's wrong with us
item: I think we need to lie down before we hurt ourselves
ethanol: this entire conversation is amazing
cakesize: also I had a nightmare concerning LB a while ago, I just remembered it
cakesize: you all called my house
cakesize: and like
cakesize: rickrolled me
cakesize: and screamed penis and
cakesize: vagina and whatnot
cakesize: and I got in so much shit
technophile: brb roadtrip
cakesize: HAHAHA
cakesize: WHAT
technophile: to jana's house
cakesize: NOOOO
cakesize: oh shit
cakesize: my mother would
cakesize: kill
cakesize: me
cakesize: -- do you even know where I LIVE -- wait yes
technophile: ARE THESE PEDOS FROMT HE INTERENT
technophile: NO
technophile: -- well
technophile: -- yes
cakesize: you have my address -- OH BALLS
cakesize: I still have to send you the letter I wrote back HOLY SHIT
technophile: THEY'RE NICE PEDOS
cakesize: HAHAHAHA
cakesize: "WELL. WHEN THEY'RE NOT BEING CUNTY"
cakesize: "and not wanking (which they've been doing since the beginning of time) or rickrolling"
technophile: they WANK do you WANK with these pedos
technophile: "no i just watch them do it"
cakesize: HAHAHAHAH
cakesize: "occasionally I join in but that's if no one else seems to be doing it properly"
cakesize: "I have to set a good example"
technophile: you would be banned from the internet forever
cakesize: ok looking up genital bisection now
jessmacphisto has left the room.
fyretoppaaa: ljlksflkjdf why did I just type files as 'failes'
technophile: because we were just discussing jack
fyretoppaaa: I SEE
cakesize: HAHAHAHA
technophile: If you had to get fullbody tattoos what would they be
yume_no_kage: lol I'd just get an extention of the back panel I want. Which is a rose/bramble garden with my nakama represented in the flowers.
yume_no_kage: /been planning that for like, six years now
yume_no_kage: aah crap not I'm wondering what flowers/colours LB would represent
technophile: LOL
technophile: penises and butts everywhere
yume_no_kage: FLOWERS Case, FLOWERS
technophile: what flower looks like a butt