BUTTSEX LOL
15 May 2008 @ 07:57 am
 
[info]technophile: OK ALL YOU BOYS START DOING YOUR HOMOEROTIC POSES
[info]failaga: BRB DOING MY HOMOEROTIC POSE SINCE CASE ASKED SO NICELY
[info]mintine: BRB FILMING

[info]thrives: I am going to come all over myself AGAIN WOOOO

[info]gyllespi: I dunno, is Death Cab uke?
[info]roomofawakening: I am

[info]thrives: lol oh case YOU ARE FUCKING A SHRIMP
[info]thrives: ...
[info]thrives: you are a fucking shrimp rather
[info]dosage: ...
[info]dosage: ....................
[info]failaga: .......
[info]dosage: that was something epic

[info]roomofawakening: Case stop fucking that shrimp
[info]roomofawakening: and focus
[info]dosage: it's not good for your penis!
[info]dosage: ...
[info]dosage: "how the hell did it even fit"
[info]dosage: "...................... is it that small"
[info]dosage: "............ AUUUUGHAflkajfalkjfa"
[info]roomofawakening: "He's asian"
[info]thrives: fds,.jktglsajg;glfls;yg
[info]thrives: HASHAHAHAHAHAHA
[info]technophile: ....

[info]ironicbonds: ALSO were you there when I was talking about LB broth
[info]technophile: Nope
[info]ironicbonds: Uhhh basically we've got this biology practical to do
[info]ironicbonds: growing bacteria
[info]ironicbonds: and our growth medium is called LB BROTH
[info]technophile: LOLOLOL
[info]ironicbonds: and I keep snickering very hard at it. Sadly it's a lot less cool than it sounds.
[info]ironicbonds: ajsldk and our teacher was all 'I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT IT STANDS FOR'
[info]ironicbonds: so I'm kind of 'lolBUTTSEX' in one corner

[info]ironicbonds: BRITNEY SPEARS AIN'T FICITIONAL
[info]ironicbonds: Also Case can't get preggers, he's a boy.
[info]technophile: Sadly
[info]ironicbonds: ...
[info]ricordi: ...
[info]ironicbonds: ...yeah.
[info]ricordi: subconscious YES WIN
[info]technophile: WHAT CANT A MAN WISH FOR CHILDREN OF HIS OWN

[info]destructively: when I'm like
[info]destructively: eighty
[info]destructively: I'm gonna sail out into the bermuda triangle
[info]destructively: and totally vanish
[info]technophile: Oh man I wanna die before I'm eighty
[info]destructively: it'll be hardcore
[info]destructively: I'll chill with the aliens
[info]technophile: Then again the older you are the more epic it is if you die wrestling a dinosaur
[info]technophile: HAHAHHAHAHA 80 year old man
[info]destructively: YES
[info]technophile: wrestling a dinosaur
[info]technophile: with a cane
[info]technophile: in a wheelchair
[info]destructively: hahaha
[info]destructively: LOLOL
[info]destructively: IT'S LIKE EATING YOUR CHAIR
[info]destructively: AND YOU'RE LIKE SMASHING IT IN THE FACE WITH YOUR CANE
[info]technophile: so you STAB YOUR CANE IN ITS EYE
[info]destructively: YES
[info]technophile: and HANG ONTO THE CANE AS IT
[info]technophile: REARS ITS HEAD BACK IN PAIN
[info]destructively: DANGLES
[info]destructively: AND YOU LIKE SWING ONTO ITS BACK
[info]destructively: AND RIDE IT AS IT TRAMPLES EVERYTHING IN AGONY
[info]technophile: YES
[info]technophile: WITH YOUR CANE IN ITS EYE TO GUIDE IT
[info]destructively: YES
[info]technophile: And it's all fuck wheelchairs I HAVE A DINOSAUR
[info]destructively: LOLOLOL
[info]destructively: "I CAN FEEL THE ADRENALINE WITH MY DYING WILL"
[info]destructively: "....WHAT WAIT THAT'S A STROKE"

[info]thrives: no I don't care about futa I
[info]thrives: JUST WANT LESBIANS WHO ARE OVER 18
[info]dev_chieftain: HAHAHA good luck
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BUTTSEX LOL
12 May 2008 @ 02:45 pm
 
[info]ironicbonds: buttsex isn't loading!
[info]ironicbonds: --oh wait, it's working now
[info]technophile: loading buttsex, please wait . . .
[info]ironicbonds: --LKAJFKLDSF

[info]roomofawakening: Last time I had a dream about youguys
[info]failaga: ohgod
[info]roomofawakening: You were all STFU DO NOT WANT
[info]ironicbonds: HAHAHA WERE THERE PENISES
[info]roomofawakening: And then I pissed a lot
[info]roomofawakening: Int he dream
[info]failaga: ...............
[info]roomofawakening: Not after I woke up
[info]mintine: ...
[info]roomofawakening: JUST TO CLARIFY
[info]mintine: ...........
[info]failaga: .................................
[info]gyllespi: ...................
[info]mintine: TMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[info]roomofawakening: OH this reminds me I have to sew up my monkey's ass

[info]amazingjana: MAN I WISH I HAD CONTINUED WITH FRENCH damnit
[info]failaga: Some people cant even speak one [language] properly ok
[info]amazingjana: HAHAHAH TURE ENOUGH
[info]amazingjana: ... A FINE EXAMPLE OF THAT
[info]failaga: .........
[info]amazingjana: RIGHT THERE
[info]failaga: HAHAHAHAHA
[info]amazingjana: oh god I had my life.
[info]amazingjana: HATE
[info]amazingjana: OH
[info]amazingjana: MY
[info]amazingjana: GOD
[info]amazingjana: OH MY FUCKING GOD
[info]failaga: .................... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[info]amazingjana: AAAAAAAAUGH

[info]amazingjana: I HAVE A PENIS AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!

[info]technophile: Whoaaaaaa
[info]technophile: So it's like when your skin gets really dry
[info]technophile: except in random places?
[info]sei_kou_ki: Uhh, yeah, except for us it's everywhere
[info]technophile: IMMEDIATE THOUGHT "WHOA DOES YOUR BUTT PEEL"
[info]sei_kou_ki: -- GET YOUR MIND OFF OF MY BUTT
[info]sei_kou_ki: BUT NO I DON'T THINK IT DOES
[info]sei_kou_ki: I THINK
[info]sei_kou_ki: WAIT
[info]sei_kou_ki: -- NO IT DOESN'T
[info]sei_kou_ki: pedo

[info]technophile: HAHAHHHAHAHA -- you know I'm never going to be able to
[info]technophile: hear eczema again without thinking
[info]technophile: LOL BUTT PEELING
[info]technophile: aethgakejhtkejthkfh
[info]technophile: I AM SORRY TO TRIVIALIZE YOUR DISEASE butlolbuttpeeling
[info]sei_kou_ki: NO IT IS FINE LOLLL
[info]sei_kou_ki: AFTER A LIFE TIME OF "LOL YOU POOR THING", it's ok lololol
[info]technophile: HAHAHAHAHA

[info]technophile: -- has anyone else's first reaction been LOL DOES YOUR BUTT PEEL
[info]technophile: if so I would like to make friends with them

[info]sei_kou_ki: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED YOUR BUTT, SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY
[info]sei_kou_ki: HAVE YOU
[info]technophile: Yes
[info]technophile: I have never received a response

[info]sei_kou_ki: WOE my butt WOE

[info]sei_kou_ki: MY BUTT APPARENTLY PEELS and I am underage THIS IS A HANDICAP

[info]technophile: also you're totally buttpeeler from now on
[info]sei_kou_ki: ................................also you suck
[info]sei_kou_ki: DIAF

[info]failaga: HAHAH I get really dry sore skin sometimes (and then YOU SCRATCH and it goes red and bleeds and then SUN BEATS DOWN ON IT) dkfjgn not as bad as proper full on eczema but AUGH its horrible
[info]roomofawakening: DDDD=
[info]technophile: does YOUR butt peel
[info]failaga: NO
[info]roomofawakening: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[info]roomofawakening: Jack's butt peeeeels
[info]ethanol: oh god ari and jack are potentially buttpeeling buddies
[info]roomofawakening: HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
[info]technophile: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[info]roomofawakening: Guys
[info]roomofawakening: what's the onus?
[info]ethanol: "an anus with an accent"
[info]technophile: HAHAHAHAHHA

[info]sei_kou_ki: also I found a peanut in my bra
[info]sei_kou_ki: what the heck
[info]thrives: ...
[info]dosage: ......
[info]thrives: how the fuck
[info]gyllespi: ......
[info]dosage: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
[info]mintine: ...
[info]ethanol: WTF HAHAHAHA
[info]mintine: Ari you are amazing

[info]ethanol: SO MUCH RANDOM KISSSING
[info]thrives: SHHHHHHH
[info]ethanol: SO MUCH
[info]thrives: THEY'RE HIGH SCHOOLERS, MIRU
[info]thrives: EVERYONE DID THAT IN HIGH SCHOOL
[info]ethanol: NO I DIDN'T
[info]thrives: (excepting most of LB)
[info]ethanol: -- well yes alkwejnawe
[info]thrives: XD
[info]technophile: BECAUSE LB IS NOT INSANE
[info]technophile: ... wait
[info]dosage: DO YOU WANNA TAKE THAT BACK
[info]yume_no_kage: ...

[info]ethanol: also what do you mean we're not insane
[info]technophile: WE'RE NOT
[info]technophile: GROSS AND WEIRD FLESHBAGS
[info]technophile: except val
[info]yume_no_kage: lolol
[info]thrives: fleshbags...:|
[info]thrives: DAMMIT CASE
[info]yume_no_kage: I DON'T THINK VAL IS WEIRD
[info]technophile: VAL IS A FLESHBAG
[info]technophile: A SEXUAL FLESHBAG
[info]yume_no_kage: sorry, can't defend you there, Val
[info]thrives: :[
[info]thrives: dammit :[

[info]thrives: two people I used to be friends with & recently became friends with again who are...oh, 26 and 28 I think now?
[info]thrives: are legit making LJ posts about how one is upset with the other and shit
[info]thrives: and being less mature than some of the recent TEENAGED FRIENDS I'VE MADE THROUGH LB
[info]thrives: seriously wtf
[info]mercale: ya wanna know something scarier?
[info]technophile: LB is the pinnacle of maturity
[info]mercale: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT CASE
[info]mercale: fuck
[info]thrives: seriously wtffffffff
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BUTTSEX LOL
10 May 2008 @ 07:06 am
 
[info]mintine: IF YOU DIE IN CANADA
[info]mintine: YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE!

[info]ricordi: OH MY ZEUSSSS
[info]mintine: OH MY ODIN
[info]mintine: O ODINNNNN
[info]ricordi: ODIN FROM GUNDAM WING WHAT
[info]mintine: --THE FUCK
[info]mintine: HE'S A NORSE GOD YOU ASSBOOB
[info]ricordi: ... HAHAHAAHAHAAA
[info]ricordi: I DID NOT KNOW THAT
[info]ricordi: OH GOD DI WHY U SO SMART
[info]mintine: ..............................
[info]mintine: no comment

[info]technophile: LB POST
[info]roomofawakening: #1!
[info]thrives: AHHHH
[info]roomofawakening: JKSGNs WHOA I REALLY SAID THAT?
[info]roomofawakening: Damn I'm retarded

[info]ethanol: -- if there's a stupid 1.0
[info]ethanol: is there like
[info]ethanol: a retarded 1.0
[info]roomofawakening: Yeah
[info]roomofawakening: It's called "LolButtSEx"
[info]ethanol: or is stupid the OS
[info]ethanol: and retarded is like an upgrade
[info]roomofawakening: No stupid should be an upgrade of retarded
[info]ethanol: but isn't retarded
[info]ethanol: a subcategory of stupid
[info]roomofawakening: Stupid kind of gives the connotation of "choice"
[info]roomofawakening: Like you can choose to be stupid
[info]roomofawakening: I don't think anyone could just pretend to be as retarded as us

[info]technophile: I just tried to type in facebook.com and typed "penis" into the URL bar
[info]thrives: ...
[info]technophile: ): Luckily I did not hit enter
[info]thrives: only you
[info]roomofawakening: wtfff
[info]roomofawakening: Case how do you
[info]roomofawakening: typo facebook as penis
[info]technophile: I DONT KNOW

[info]ethanol: why is packing such an exhausting task augh FUC
[info]ethanol: ...K
[info]pyrat_xo: FUC
[info]dosage: what's a FUC
[info]pyrat_xo: FUC THIS SHIT
[info]ethanol: SHUT UP ):
[info]pyrat_xo: THIS FUCING SUCKS
[info]ethanol: auuuugh fuc you all
[info]ethanol: FUCK
[info]ethanol: lawkjefnalkwenjfalwkejf
[info]pyrat_xo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[info]ethanol: ):

[info]ethanol: oh god do wnant
[info]ethanol: .....
[info]ethanol: *DO NOT WANT
[info]ethanol: augh I am just REEING OF FAIL TONIGHT
[info]ethanol: ...*REEING
[info]ethanol: REEKKKKKKKKKKKKING

[info]technophile: augh I'd rather have sex with a gardevoir than a lopunny

[info]firefly99: I'VE FANTASISED ABOUT JACK BEING TENTACLED TO BE SPECIFIC
[info]trollmaster: ME TOO
[info]failaga: .........................
[info]trollmaster: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
[info]dev_chieftain: asfkljghakjfghkfsh
[info]dev_chieftain: XD ahahahaha
[info]failaga: ..............................................................................................
[info]firefly99: UKE TEARS STREAKING DOWN HIS FACE
[info]technophile: Was he in a french maid outfit
[info]technophile: is he now
[info]trollmaster: LMao
[info]dev_chieftain: isn't he always?
[info]firefly99: AS THE BIG MUSCULAR TENTACLE SUCKERS ONTO HIS PERFECT SOLID SNAKE BUTTOCKS
[info]failaga: AUuuuguh
[info]roomofawakening: Sometimes he
[info]trollmaster: FAP FAP FAP FAP
[info]failaga: AUUUUUGH
[info]failaga: WHY
[info]roomofawakening: Wears the
[info]roomofawakening: SILENT HILL nurse
[info]roomofawakening: thing
[info]trollmaster: ILU, JACK. <333333
[info]trollmaster: FAP FAP FAP
[info]failaga: I hate you all ):
[info]firefly99: "NO, STOP, PLEASE," HE SCREAMS, INEXPLICABLY ASKING PLEASE
[info]firefly99: AND IN JAPANESE
[info]roomofawakening: YAMETE KUDASAI~~
[info]firefly99: AND HE APPENDS 'CHAN' TO THE END OF THE WORD TENTACLE MONSTER
[info]trollmaster: FAP FAP FAP
[info]failaga: Why do I now kind of want to play Silent Hill --- AUUUGH WHAT
[info]trollmaster: KEEP GOING GUYS
[info]trollmaster: FAP FAP FAP
[info]roomofawakening: TAKO-CHAN
[info]roomofawakening: YAMETE KUDASAIIIIIII
[info]technophile: "eeengh tentacle chan"
[info]technophile: HAHAHfhdkjdhf
[info]trollmaster: I LIKE THE TENTACLES
[info]failaga: I do not ):
[info]trollmaster: YES U DO
[info]firefly99: HIS PUPILS DILATE AS THE SLIMY MONSTER INSERTS THE TIP OF ITS FRONT LEFT TENTACLE INTO JACK
[info]trollmaster: FAP FAP FAP
[info]failaga: FLY WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS
[info]firefly99: IT TICKLES HIS MPREGSPOT
[info]firefly99: BECAUSE I LIKE MAKING YOU SQUIRM
[info]firefly99: :d
[info]trollmaster: KEEP DOING IT, FLY
[info]trollmaster: FAP FAP FAP
[info]roomofawakening: HIS CONCERNS HAVE SUBSIDED INTO LOW, GUTTURAL MOANS
[info]failaga: This is cruel and unusual torture
[info]firefly99: WITH A SUDDEN CRY OF RELEASE, ALL THE TENTACLES HOLDING HIS ARMS AND LEGS BACK, A HUGE SPURT OF CUM BLOWS OFF THE SKIRT OF HIS FRENCH MAID OUTFIT
[info]failaga: AUUUUUUUGH
[info]trollmaster: LMFAO
[info]failaga: AUUUUUUUUUGH
[info]trollmaster: FAP FAP FAP
[info]firefly99: AND IT FLIES DRAMATICALLY INTO THE AIR AS HE SCREAMS IN JOY
[info]firefly99: AND PAIN
[info]roomofawakening: PREMATURE EJACULATION
[info]firefly99: BECAUSE THE SLIME IS ACIDIC
[info]failaga: DFKHNFJGN I HATE YOU
[info]technophile: oh god